

This photo is a major throwback for me. 8th grade to be exact. Who’s this lovely couple you ask? Ashley & Jeffrey. They’d probably kill me if they saw this… Ash & Jeff were an on-and-off couple, but you know those are the kind of couples that are like “it was my cosmic duty to be with you.” They’re not together now & they haven’t been for a while, but just looking at that picture made me wish I could have had that at any point in my 15 years of being me. The cuteness is overwhelming & somewhat nauseating. :\
I want what they had.




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(photo cred: Maria Kim)
& There you have it, folks. The famous Dr. Sass in all his glory.
I laughed so hard when I saw this because the first thing you see is GAY.
Then you see Dr. Sass. BAHAHAHAH. Epic win.

sex! (:
is the not the only way to make love :]
that was me… (: LOL

doesn’t mean I’m Chinese. Deadass. I’m fucking tired of these ignorant dumbasses who come up to me saying, “Chino chino. Ching chong wong.” I’m 100% sure that has no relevancy in the Chinese language — neither Mandarin OR Cantonese. -.-“
I have a license to make fun of Asians because I am Asian. I know how to properly tease a majority of Asian countries, too. People just come at me like, “HEY CHINESE GIRL.” What the fuck? If you’re going to address me, do it properly.
I remember in the Summer this dumbass 12-year-old girl asked me, “You’re Chinese right? What does ching chong makahiya mean?” LOL! LIKE FORREAL? THAT’S NOT EVEN LEGITAMATE CHINESE. The most Chinese I know is, “Dieu lay lo mo”, (LMAO) but even I’m smart enough to know that ching chong makahiya means absolutely nothing.
People seriously need to educate themselves. Like go read Wikipedia or something. Look at a map & look at all the countries in Asia. See, it’s not only China, idiot. This blog post probably doesn’t even make sense anymore because I’m so pissed off with the level of ignorance of people these days!
I fucking hate my generation. Grow the fuck up & go to school, dickweed.
*Does not apply to Johan Ruiz.

I BLEED PINSTRIPES MOTHERFUCKER!

I hate that I can never be friends with hot guys because they’re assholes.
Then when I try, they’re the illmatic douchebags to me.
Then I get mad & vow never to talk to them again.
Then they get hotter.
WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT IS THAT?
